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Musk: Optimus and Cybercab Will Be Tesla's True Value

The Cars Are the Side Hustle Now: Musk's Trillion-Dollar Bet on Robots and Robotaxis Co-produced by Daniel Aharonoff and DigitalDan As the chief editor of tesladan.me, I have covered Elon Musk long enough to know that he does not say things by accident. Every few years he drops one of those sentences that quietly reframes the entire Tesla story — "the master plan," "the machine that builds the machine," "production hell." This weekend, on Sunday, October 17, 2026, he dropped another one, in a single post on X: "Optimus and Cybercab will be the vast majority of Tesla's value." Read that again. Not the Model Y — Tesla's best-selling car on Earth. Not the Semi, not the Roadster, not energy storage. The vast majority of the company's value, in Musk's own words, will come from a humanoid robot and a steering-wheel-free robotaxi that barely exist as businesses today. If you own a Tesla, are thinking about buying one, or h...

Tesla Robotaxi Fart Mode Fiasco 2026: 5 Lessons Learned

Tesla robotaxi stuck in Fart Mode — Emissions Testing Mode glitch on a Bay Area robotaxi ride
The Tesla Robotaxi That Wouldn't Stop Farting:
What a Stuck "Emissions Testing Mode" Really Tells Us About the Robotaxi Rollout

Co-produced by Daniel Aharonoff and DigitalDan

As the chief editor of tesladan.me, I've covered Tesla through the wildest twists of the last decade — but this one might be the funniest, and secretly the most revealing. On October 13, 2026, a San Francisco Standard reporter climbed into a Tesla robotaxi for what should have been an ordinary Bay Area ride, and the car responded by farting. Repeatedly. Uncontrollably. For the whole trip.

Yes, you read that right. The human safety driver in the front seat — the one Tesla is required to have behind the wheel because its robotaxis aren't licensed for driverless operation in California yet — couldn't make it stop. He reportedly shrugged and said he had "no idea" why the car kept farting, telling the reporter he'd been playing with the settings and lost control of the feature.

It's the kind of story that writes its own headline, and it's already gone viral. But behind the giggles sits a genuinely serious question: when a consumer toy feature designed for a privately owned car collides with a commercial robotaxi business, who makes sure the toys get locked away? Let's break it all down.

What Actually Happened in the Bay Area Robotaxi

Here's the sequence as reported on October 13, 2026:

  • The ride: San Francisco Standard reporter Zara Stone booked a Tesla robotaxi ride in the Bay Area, part of Tesla's expanding supervised robotaxi operation.
  • The glitch: The car became stuck playing flatulence sound effects through its speakers — Tesla's "Emissions Testing Mode," better known as Fart Mode.
  • The driver's response: When asked why the car kept farting, the human safety driver shrugged and replied "no idea." He admitted he'd been playing with the settings and lost control of the feature.
  • The evidence: An Instagram video captured the bewildering encounter — far more flatulence than any paying passenger bargained for.

What's the big deal? On one level, nothing. Nobody was hurt. But on another level, everything: a paying customer experienced a software malfunction that the human in charge could not override. In a car that drives itself.

What Is Tesla's "Emissions Testing Mode," Anyway?

For the uninitiated, here's the backstory — and it's pure Elon Musk:

  • Launch: Emissions Testing Mode debuted as part of a December 2018 holiday update, one of Tesla's famous Easter eggs.
  • What it does: It lets drivers choose from a menu of fart sounds, set the volume, target a specific seat in the car, or trigger the noise by voice command or seat contact.
  • The Musk lore: Elon Musk was so proud of the joke that he famously tweeted: "Please put 'invented car fart' on my gravestone. This is my only request."
  • Track record: It's glitched before. Back in 2021, Tesla owners reported the feature getting stuck "on" — one Model 3 farted every time a door was opened, despite being set to "off" in the menu, turning a joke into a dating-nightmare.

So this feature has been misbehaving for years. In an owner-operated car, a stuck fart joke is a funny inconvenience. In a commercial robotaxi with a paying passenger, a stranger's laughter, and a safety driver who can't turn it off, it's a preview of a bigger software-architecture problem.

Why You Should Care: A Joke Feature Is a Serious Architecture Problem

Rhetorical question time: why does a fart joke matter when Tesla's robotaxi fleet just scaled to more than 300 Cybercabs in Austin (an 8x jump in 30 days), is reportedly approaching 2.5 million paid miles across multiple cities, and faces a live NHTSA review? Because all of those things are the same story.

Tesla is scaling a software-dependent commercial service faster than its support and oversight systems can fully account for. Entertainment features designed for an owner-operated car — with full menu access, no time pressure, and a driver who can always just pull over and fiddle with the touchscreen — were apparently never fully re-evaluated for a commercial robotaxi context, where the "driver" may not have the same settings access an owner would, and where a stuck setting can't just wait until the car gets home.

As one analysis put it: it's a logical next step for Tesla to audit which consumer software features should even be reachable inside a commercial robotaxi build — the same way Tesla already retired the "Full Self-Driving" name across the European Union in favor of more conservative "Tesla Assisted Driving" language to satisfy regulators.

5 Lessons the Fart Mode Fiasco Teaches Us About Tesla's Robotaxi Rollout

1. The safety driver is a band-aid, not a solution

The human in the front seat exists to keep the ride safe — but he couldn't even stop a stuck entertainment feature. Safety drivers in Tesla's supervised California operation appear to lack the administrative control that an owner would have, which raises the question: what happens when the next stuck setting is the climate control, the navigation, or something worse?

2. Consumer software and commercial service need different builds

Waymo's robotaxis run locked-down commercial software builds — no Easter eggs for the safety operator to poke. Tesla's robotaxi rides currently run on cars that still carry the full consumer toy box, including Romance Mode, Emissions Testing Mode, and the games. One clean solution: ship robotaxis with a "fleet mode" that hides every non-essential feature.

3. Support infrastructure has to scale with the fleet

When something goes wrong in a Tesla robotaxi, riders can call Tesla Robotaxi Support at (877) 798-3752, use the touchscreen, or ask via the Robotaxi app to pull over. But a stuck-settings glitch that even the safety driver can't fix exposes the gap between a human-support line and actual software remediation. Over-the-air fixes are Tesla's superpower — but only if the bug is reachable remotely.

4. The competition is watching — and learning

MotorTrend's recent Cybercab ride showed Tesla charging $1.75 per mile for a 12.24-mile Austin trip, with smooth, confident driving — but noted the Cybercabs aren't yet freeway-certified, while Waymo's Jaguar I-Paces are. Waymo's polished, locked-down ride experience is Tesla's real competition, and viral moments like the Fart Mode Fiasco hand rivals free marketing: "our robotaxi won't fart at you."

5. Earnings Day is when it all gets explained — or defended

Tesla reports Q3 2026 earnings after the market close on October 21, with the shareholder Q&A portal (opened October 14) accepting ranked questions through October 20 — and Robotaxi, Cybercab, and Optimus are expected to dominate. With Q3 deliveries of 486,532 vehicles beating estimates and Goldman Sachs holding a Neutral rating with a $360 price target, Musk's stage time will be judged less on EPS and more on whether the robotaxi expansion story holds together. Expect the NHTSA school-zone review (opened October 9, covering roughly 1,000 vehicles) and quality questions like the Fart Mode Fiasco to come up.

Tesla Robotaxi 2026: Where the Rollout Stands Right Now

Zooming out, here's the state of play as of mid-October 2026:

  • Cities: Tesla's official support page lists limited robotaxi service in Miami, Orlando, and Tampa, Florida, plus Austin, Dallas, and Houston, Texas — with additional limited, safety-driver-supervised operation in the San Francisco Bay Area.
  • Fleet growth: Tesla's Robotaxi account announced 300+ Cybercabs serving Austin — an 8x increase in 30 days — after the purpose-built Cybercab (no steering wheel, no pedals) went into production.
  • Scale: Analyst estimates put cumulative paid robotaxi mileage near 2.5 million miles.
  • Demand signal: Around 1.48 million drivers are reportedly paying for Full Self-Driving, the technology base for the robotaxi network.
  • Regulatory cloud: The NHTSA school-zone speeding review opened October 9 — a separate issue from the Fart Mode Fiasco, but part of the same scrutiny wave.
  • Energy + margins: Q3 energy storage deployments hit 13.7 GWh, and the October 21 call will face questions on auto gross margins, capex above $25 billion, and free cash flow.

The fart-mode story sits inside this bigger picture like a whoopee cushion under a boardroom chair: hilarious, harmless — and a reminder that the grown-up work of running a commercial fleet is different from shipping delightful consumer Easter eggs.

The Bottom Line

Will a stuck fart joke slow down Tesla's robotaxi ambitions? Of course not. Tesla will almost certainly push an over-the-air update that locks down entertainment features in commercial builds, the news cycle will move on, and the Austin fleet will keep growing. Musk has even called publicly for more engineering talent to join Tesla's autonomy and chip teams — exactly the kind of long-tail edge case this incident represents.

But the Fart Mode Fiasco is the most human moment of the robotaxi rollout so far: a technology this advanced, briefly defeated by its own sense of humor. It's a small, funny, flashing warning light on the dashboard of the autonomy era — and the companies that take it seriously will be the ones whose robotaxis don't embarrass their passengers.

What do you think — funny glitch or a real red flag for Tesla's robotaxi quality control? Stay tuned to tesladan.me for full coverage of the October 21 Tesla Q3 2026 earnings call, where Elon Musk will have to answer the serious version of the silly question.

Co-produced by Daniel Aharonoff and DigitalDan

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